US Police Break Up Another Terrorist Plot

In world news today, a story to make us all sleep easier in our beds (or maybe not)…

Police in Winchester Kentucky have arrested 18 year old student William Poole on a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge after investigators discovered “materials at Poole’s home that outline possible acts of violence aimed at students, teachers, and police”. The specific details of his plot being to raise a zombie army to attack his high school. The chilling plan was uncovered after his grandparents discovered his written proposal for the attack.

Naturally the student is trying to deny his cunning plan, saying that the entire plot is a short story written as an assignment for an English class. However, a judge last week reflected the seriousness of threatening your high school with annihilation at the hands of the undead by raising Poole’s bond from one to five thousand dollars at the request of prosecutors. He is currently reflecting on his folly in the Clark County Detention Center.

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