Fortean Times

OK, now I love this magazine. I first discovered it when visiting Krista and Carson, and hanging out in Chapters one fine afternoon. Carson was looking for the latest issue – and he was kind enough to give me a whole stack of back issues that he had lying around the house.

What’s not to like about a magazine whose regular features include ‘Strange Deaths’ and ‘The UFO Files’? I received my first subscription issue today, and am relieved to find that the quality has not dimmed over time. One of my favourite bits of the magazine is the ‘Sidelines…’ sections on a few pages, that contain some odd, bizarre, or wacky stories. This month?

During rehearsals for a new show at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles, actress Sutton Foster fell and broke an arm while she sang a song. The song’s title was: ‘I’m An Accident Waiting to Happen’…

…or…

A 35-stone (220 kg) bear became an unwanted guest in Gerovo, western Croatia, after learning to knock on doors. “I opened the door and saw him standing there and I didn’t believe my eyes at first, then I ran for it as he walked in as if it was the most natural thing in the world,” said Nevenka Loknar. After this happened three times, the Loknar family refused to open the door.

Really? Whyever for?? 😮 Ahhh – hours of surreal fun to look forward to this weekend…

Date for your Diary

Craig Murphy has given a bit of advanced warning of the next Microsoft Developer Day which is going to be held on 10th June, again at Microsoft near Reading.

If it is anything like the second event, this is going to book up really quickly, so it’s worth keeping an eye out for the formal announcement to get your place booked.

If like Dave or Sarah you’re a potential speaker you’d best get your ideas ready, as the call for speakers is due later this month.

Hopefully we’ll be able to organise another post event dinner too… Whatever is planned, it’s already in the diary!

Moodles and you…

Yay!! I’m excited!! I’ve just started the Portfolio process for the Diocese of Oxford, and I’ve just discovered that they have a moodle!

What, you may ask, is a moodle? Well,

Moodle is a course management system (CMS) – a free, Open Source software package designed using sound pedagogical principles, to help educators create effective online learning communities.

And it’s great! I’m also excited because we’re currently trying to set one up at school, and I’ve got myself involved in the thick of things again, as usual. So, I get to see it at work from both a student and a teacher point of view. Mostly, it allows the student to access course materials and activities from anywhere. We’re looking at using it at school because we can’t allow remote access to our website for security reasons, so we’re using it to make homework assignments and things available at home. We’re also looking at doing things like starting a homework forum which could be monitored by 6th formers to help the younger years…

I’m excited that the Diocese has started one though; it seems the perfect solution for those of us who are pread far and wide, and doing courses and things on our own time. Well done, Oxford!

Waterfall 2006 Conference

Now I quite often get e-mails at work publicising one conference or another, however today I got something a bit different – details of the Waterfall 2006 Conference. The introduction from the site sets the scene:

After years of being disparaged by some in the software development community, the waterfall process is back with a vengeance. You’ve always known a good waterfall-based process is the right way to develop software projects. Come to the Waterfall 2006 conference and see how a sequential development process can benefit your next project. Learn how slow, deliberate handoffs (with signatures!) between groups can slow the rate of change on any project so that development teams have more time to spend on anticipating user needs through big, upfront design.

Of course a look at the date of the conference is a bit of a giveaway too – April 1st 2006.

The site is actually a pretty good, and fairly extensive joke at the expense of the venerable Waterfall Method for software development. I, like I think many software developers of my generation was told about the Waterfall Method at University almost as a bit of history, the impression being given that this was something that had been superseded. The reality is somewhat different, for example the last big project I worked on, because it was high profile and ‘business critical’ was run using the Waterfall Method and the method is still commonly used within many large organisations. Indeed a read through some of the sessions on the phoney conference certainly prove to be accurate descriptions of the way some parts of most large IT departments seem to operate.

Anyway, if you’re someone who has been stuck struggling through a waterfall project whether as a frustrated customer on the receiving end, or a frustrated IT professional involved in the process, have a read through the conference details.

New Staff Employed at Buckingham Palace?

The news this morning had some pictures from Buckingham Palace, which when you’re not paying total attention seemed quite odd. Are the British Army so desperate for recruits that they are employing Paddington Bear and Noddy as guards? Or have Fathers for Justice now got really good costumes?

No – in fact it was the announcement of a special party as part of the celebrations for the Queen’s 80th birthday, where 2000 children selected by ballot will be invited to the palace, with entertainment based around favourite childrens books, hence the presence of Paddington Bear and Noddy, alongside Postman Pat and Bob the Builder.