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The Ultimate Car Crash TV – Beaten by a Car Crash

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So the most controversial series of Big Brother ever, the ultimate in car crash TV, was beaten in the ratings by a real life car crash – the return of Top Gear, complete with exclusive footage of the crash that nearly took the life of Richard Hammond.

Thanks to the wonders of Sky+, we watched both, Top Gear as it went out, and Celebrity Big Brother tonight – spooling through the adverts of course. 😀

Anyway, Top Gear first. Not surprisingly they made a big song and dance about having the Hamster back – quite literally. Clarkson and May opened the show alone, and then having done their opening spiel, introduced Hammond who came down a sort of slightly cheap effort at a glittering celeb style staircase – as Clarkson said, they didn’t really want to spend too much on it! After that Hammond thanked everybody involved in the aftermath of the accident, and people for all their good wishes, and the show proceeded very much as any normal episode. We had Clarkson taking the new Jaguar around the track, and all three of the presenters attempting to complete some roadworks in record time, and the star in a reasonably priced car was Jamie Oliver. Then we got to the main event. If you’ve read the Richard Hammond article in the most recent edition of the Top Gear Magazine this was effectively the same thing but with pictures. So we saw Richard Hammond do one of his pieces to camera where he rather prophetically says that using the afterburner could lead to the biggest accident you’ve ever seen in your life… We saw his earlier runs, and then the actual run that went wrong. There has been concern over whether the footage should be shown at all – Richard Hammond himself addresses it on his Top Gear Blog. He quite rightly says that although it is sensitive, the footage should be shown, precisely to show that things do go wrong, and that even with all the safety equipment and every care being taken, things do go wrong. As he says:

I figure that if just one individual scorching round the back roads in their hot hatch remembers seeing me upside down at 230mph and thinks that yes, if things can go that badly wrong in Top Gear’s TV fantasy world then they could in the real world, and they lift off because there might just be a tractor coming round that blind corner at the worst possible moment, then it’s all been worth it.

Not really much I can add to that. The whole segment, along with other clips is available online on the BBC2 Broadband Service, or an edited version on the BBC News Site.

So over to the other side, and the final of Celebrity Big Brother. Really there were no surprises – indeed I actually pretty well predicted the final order on Friday night. Danielle and Jack came out first. Although they came out together, officially Jack was in sixth, with Danielle in fifth. They were greeted by pretty unanimous booing, and as with Jo and Jade got the now familiar selection of clips, were speechless, and denied being racist. Ian was out next to a warm reception from the crowd – as Davina said, the first evictee not to be booed. Dirk was up next, again to a good reception – with parts of the crowd singing the A-Team theme. Then it came down to the final two, with Jermaine Jackson coming in second to a great response, complete with a Jackson Five sing-along.

Finally we had Shilpa, and a really quite surprising reaction from parts of the crowd. It was really apparent that there was a vocal minority in the crowd who really didn’t like Shilpa. I think it’s perhaps the first time that a winner has had quite such a mixed reaction. In terms of the voting, she had 63% of the final vote, so it was a win by a good margin, but clearly she is a contestant that divided opinion. Indeed some people even believed it was fixed.

We then got to the interview. It is interesting to note, that in her earlier interview, Danielle had been asked how she thought Shilpa would react when she saw the same clips, to which Danielle responded that she would be forgiving. That produced a decidedly grumbly reaction from the audience – but in fact proved to be right.

Shilpa was shown all the key clips, and all the things that had been said about her behind her back, and was quite visibly shocked. However in response she was anything if not magnanimous:

I just want to forget things. Things happen and people make mistakes. We’re all human beings, we’re all fallible. Jade didn’t mean to be racist…If this created any sort of misunderstanding, I want to put things to rest – she is not a racist…I am so happy I took up this opportunity. I don’t want people to think they welcomed an Indian and she made trouble here.

Those sentiments were further reiterated at the post show press conference when Shilpa along with the other celebrities defended Jade and also backed a tearful Danielle when she appeared to face the press.

Needless to say, the pleas have fallen on somewhat deaf ears with the tabloid press – having had Jade, and then Jo, they are now concentrating on Danielle, whose relationship with Teddy Sheringham is now the subject of ‘talks‘.

So fairly obviously, Jade, Jo and Danielle have done serious damage to their careers through the events of the programme, whilst Shilpa has gone from being unknown to being probably the best known Indian celebrity in the UK. I expect to see more of Ian and Dirk in the UK over the coming months too. Perhaps the most interesting bit of information to come up is that Jermaine Jackson is actually putting together a musical about his family that will be launched in the UK – expect many more sing-along a Jackson Five to come…

“Shilpa Poppadom”

So Jade seems to think that referring to Shilpa Shetty as Shilpa Poppadom was acceptable…

I’m absolutely speechless…

Having said that, although Shilpa has been showing a good deal of grace throughout all of what has happened, on one of the rare occasions she has actually got angry, she did give us one of the best lines of the series so far when Jade called her a fake to her face… This is the version from Big Brothers Little Brother, worth it for the cheer from the audience at the end. 🙂

Knowing What You’re Getting Yourself Into

So after a third celebrity walkout from Big Brother this time around, I’m left wondering whether any of the celebs actually bothered to look at tapes of the series before they went in, or read their contracts.

I’ve just watched the latest highlights show, which includes the actual walkout, with Leo Sayer storming out by breaking open a fire door. What was most amazing about it though was quite what a hatchet job the producers did on Sayer. There always seems to be an assumption amongst the celebrities that the show won’t be edited to show them in a bad light, and that they will be treated as celebrities, something that Leo had previously argued with the producers over, even asking to see a copy of his contract. However, the programme shows an awful lot that the celebs don’t expect. For example, although there isn’t a camera in the toilet or shower (there is in the non-celeb version of the show incidentally) there are microphones, so the moments when various celebs head off to the bathroom for what they thing is a private chat, turns up in the highlights show. I’m assuming that Sayer probably thought that his contract arguments in the diary room weren’t going to be shown, but they were there as well. However in a big break with tradition, the highlights show well and truly broke with only showing the world inside the house, and we got quite a long sequence of footage of Sayer outside the house, including him arguing with the producers, and the security guards having to physically restrain him on a number of occasions. Usually on a walkout or escape, aside from maybe a brief shot of the security guards, you don’t see much. This time we saw a lot more, and certianly more than I think Sayer will expect, or appreciate!

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Anyway, back to the beginning of tonight’s hatchet job. Towards the start of the show, there was a discussion amongst some of the other celebs about how those celebrities with real talent didn’t discuss it, but those who didn’t have real talent, tended to keep loudly discussing their talent and achievements in order to keep attention. Then within minutes we have more footage of Sayer discussing his various hit records with Jack. There were then also various other sequences of Sayer getting annoyed, before the discussion over clean underwear in the diary room where he said that he wouldn’t be seen washing his underwear on national television, and that he was going to leave through the fire doors. He then stormed out of the diary room, and had two goes at getting the fire doors in the garden open, before taking a broom to prise them open. Then was the most unexpected sequences. Inter-cut with footage of the other housemates discussing his exit you saw Sayer shouting and swearing at the security staff, with the security staff calling for backup from the production team whilst trying to restrain Sayer. The production team then appearing with a camera – that Sayer then went for as he lost it again. He was then taken to stand by a car a short distance from the house, whilst a producer discussed what had happened, however he still had his microphone on, and thanks to the zoom on one of the house cameras, the programme got the whole discussion on tape, including a moment when one of the producers asked him how other of the celebrities were feeling, when Sayer kicked off yet again. Even in the post watershed slot where most of the swearing is left in, there were some things that he said to the various staff involved that were bleeped out. The full, non-bleeped version is now available on YouTube

So why did they go so far this time? Perhaps because they’re expecting a lot of fallout from angry viewers who spent money trying to vote Leo out? However, it might well be more to do with the previous nights show. Sayer agreed to give an exit interview on the programme – I assume because his management team had advised him how bad he had looked over the past few days. So Davina made various jokes about Leo leaving in a row over underpants, and then Sayer gives a totally calm, collected interview where he jokes that he still had clean underwear, and complains that the towels were too fluffy. He also admits to ‘not watching much TV’ at home – hence why he hasn’t seen the even more controversial Aussie version of the show, and then apologises if he has been a bit rude to any Big Brother staff – until tonight we’d seen him complain in the diary room, and be restrained on his initial exit from the house. Tonight I think was the producers showing as much as they could of what he was apologising for!

Needless to say, from being a favourite to win the show before it began, within the space of a few days, Leo Sayer has probably caused his career no end of difficulties in the future. Some former stars enjoy a bit of a renaissance through the show, Sayer will probably get exactly the opposite. He’s also caused decided problems for the future of the show, since amongst other things his exit has left some of the other celebs in the show – Jermaine Jackson, Dirk Benedict and Shilpa Shetty in particular becoming increasingly uncomfortable, and all of them discussing the possibility of following Sayer out of the show. Alongside this there is witches coven that seems to be forming between Jo, Danielle and Jade, that is squaring up against Shilpa. Behind the coven you have Jack stirring things up (and not much else aside from one notable Big Brother first), and Jermaine giving support to Shilpa.

So are they going to get more walkouts? I’m not sure, if things get out of control between Shilpa and the coven, I can see both Shilpa and Jermaine heading for the exit – and quite how long Dirk the one other non-British celeb stays around if those two go will be difficult to judge too. It will certainly be interesting to see how things go from here as we’re not even halfway through, and especially interesting to see if the producers modify the programme to try and keep the remaining celebs sweet…

Archbishop Turns Down Big Brother

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This news story raised a smile. Apparently the producers of Celebrity Big Brother contacted the office of the Archbishop of York to ask whether John Sentamu would be willing to appear on the show.

It is perhaps a mark of quite how much he has registered with the public over the year since he was installed that he was even asked, but as I would expect, he turned the offer down. His spokesman summed it up well:

He has a good track record of constructive engagement with the wider media, but where the message stops being about Jesus and starts being about him then he has no hesitation in saying ‘no’.

Apparently he has also turned down Have I Got News for You in the past.