Do Geeks Get Irony?

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Dave Walker published this cartoon over on the Cartoon Church site yesterday, highlighting all the flaws and downsides we fail to notice in our ideal gadgets.

What is most amusing though is that the cartoon was picked up by Gizmodo, a gadget themed blog, and with one exception, all the respondents seemed to totally miss the point and produce what seem like serious feature lists. Indeed one even turns up in the comments for the original post – making the point Dave is trying to make quite brilliantly…

Maybe it’s a geek thing – certainly Beth can probably highlight one or two occasions where she has ended up being a sanity check against my justification for a new gadget purchase!

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Changing Times for the Gamers

Who's This?

We had our first Games Night for a while last night, partly because Howard has been a little distracted, and had a slight shock when we arrived. Howard, for years the last bastion for Geeky bachelorhood in our number has succumbed too, and now shares his flat with more than just several thousand pounds worth of computer equipment.

As us somewhat longer term married friends took great pleasure in reminding him, he now has real food in his fridge, not just beer, and there was a bunch of flowers and some candles in the living room. He even has all his pictures hung on the wall!

Anyway, activity wise it was the usual choice of games, plus some TV entertainment too. We watched an edition of Have I Got News for You, significant because Howard and Lindsay were at the recording and wanted to see quite what the editing made of Gordon Ramsay’s performance as host – apparently by the end Merton and Hislop were really pulling no punches at all with him, although a lot of that has been edited out. We also watched a copy of the season opener from the new season of South Park – not something I usually watch – but for this episode they have linked up with Blizzard Entertainment, producers of World of Warcraft to produce an episode where the South Park characters get involved in a fight for the future of the whole world (of Warcraft). I have to say that the episode is really really funny. The episode is pretty merciless in it’s lampooning of both the developers and people who play games, and the whole episode is backed by a typically big orchestral soundtrack all of which serves to send up the importance with which the events in the game world are held. In addition the episode also includes large parts that are shown with the in-game graphics, and also parts where you can see the game graphics shown on the computer screens of the characters. Whilst I’m not about to be converted to being an avid South Park viewer, the episode was very good, and definitely further evidence of the flexibility that using computer software to fake a simple cut-out animation style can bring! Oh and at least one of our number has signed up for the game thanks to seeing it in the episode too…

Who Benefits from Tesco Self-Service Tills?

Consumer group Which? recently issued a warning over the self-service tills now available in 320 branches of Tesco, highlighting the whopping great security hole in the whole process, that they don’t use any sort of validation on the payment card at all – no Chip and PIN or signature, you just swipe the magnetic strip on your card an you’ve paid. With the moves to Chip and PIN for most transactions, it is a countrywide opportunity for people to use old style skimming techniques at stores countrywide. Interestingly Tesco have said that they are starting to introduce Chip and PIN to the machines – however the new terminals that went into our local branch last month are still swipe terminals rather than Chip and PIN.

The interesting question is who do these terminals really benefit? I tend to use them if I’m buying a small number of items, mainly because the express checkouts at Tesco are always so badly policed. There have only ever been two 10 items or less checkouts at our local branch, and often one other checkout with a sign saying for baskets only, and there is always a significant queue at each. The four self-service checkouts have replaced two normal checkouts, and since most people are reluctant to use them, generally don’t have much of a queue.

The interesting thing though is that the actual process is slower than if you were at a regular till with a properly trained staff member on the checkout. The tills use voice instructions to talk you through each stage of the process – to the point of ‘take the next item’, ‘scan the item’, ‘put the item in the bagging area’ – which is very slow. There are also detectors of some sort in the bagging area in an effort to stop fraud (it detects items being bagged if they haven’t been scanned), however the sensors are not foolproof and in my experience regularly have problems with light items like newspapers. I expect that they also would have problems if you didn’t want to bag something, for example if you were just buying a sandwich. I have discovered that it is possible to force the system to work faster though – whenever it starts on a voice instruction, the scanner and sensors are all set up for the next stage of the process, but it is still a generally slower process.

However the advantage to Tesco is obvious, to run the four self-service tills they need only one staff member, whereas to run another four express checkout tills they’d need four staff members. This also explains why the fraud issue at the tills doesn’t seem to be much of a problem to them – what is a few cases of fraud, all of which are limited at most to a few hundred pounds compared to the savings of only having to have a quarter of the number of trained staff for those tills?

Tesco Sign picture originally uploaded by Nosbig.

Going Topless

Topless Gear Stick

For the next week, our Golf is going to be going topless – at least in terms of the gear stick. The silver and black plastic top that has the gearbox layout on the top has broken, and as of this morning my repair jobs with superglue gave out again so I gave our local VW dealer, Ridgeway VW a call.

The top actually broke last weekend, when Beth was driving the car, she shifted into fourth and it just came off in her hand. Looking at it, the top is held in place by three different sized tabs – to ensure it always fits on the right way up I assume – and two of those had snapped. Looking at the breakage pattern on the plastic the two broken tabs had been cracked already, so it is not surprising that it snapped. I did an initial patch-up job with some superglue, but this lasted for a couple of days before it broke again. The problem seems to be that although you can change gear normally without applying pressure to the top, to put the car into reverse you have to apply pressure to the top of the gear stick to shift into reverse, and it is this is putting the strain on the plastic tabs.

Broken Top

Anyway, my patch jobs were put paid to as a result of getting the broken tabs out of the top of the gear stick. The plastic of the top is relatively soft and flexible, so it is quite easy with a small blade to prise the broken tabs out, unfortunately on this occasion one of the tabs pinged to some hidden corner of the car to be lost for ever.

So why the wait for a week to fix it? In typical fashion, Volkswagen don’t supply just the plastic top as a spare, instead they have to order in and fit a complete new gear stick – taking about an hour rather than the five minutes it takes to fit a new top – absolutely barmy. Having said that, as the car is still under the VW warranty it’s not me that is going to be paying for it. The only annoyance is that they are having to order in the part, so I have to wait until next weekend to have it done.